Leave It To Brian & The Morning Grind To Discover The Brokini. Wooof.

Brian & The Morning Grind discovered the Brokini?!?!!   If you liked Borat’s bathing suit but want to show 8% less skin, this is for you.  Two guys from Toronto launched a new line of bathing suits called the “brokini,” a bikini for men. It’s not a two-piece, so it’s not really a bikini.  There’s a single strap that goes over one shoulder.  So it’s more like a skimpier version of André the Giant’s wrestling singlet.  But with fun patterns.  They’ve got two versions for sale at Brokinis.com.  One with pineapple polka dots, and a pink-and-white one that’s covered with flamingos.  Each suit costs $40.