If Kanye West ever wanted a job at McDonalds, his resume would probably look like this. The ever-creative mind of Kanye actually wrote a poem about McDonalds for the first issue of Frank Ocean’s magazine Boys Don’t Cry. The poem being oddly charming as well as some parts disturbing has Kanye fans tilting their head as to why the self-proclaimed god would write such a thing. If you do pick up a copy of Boys Don’t Cry, rest assured that it is quite an interesting and informative magazine with interviews with artists, well-done photography, and decent writing. But after the news that Kanye threw in an homage to Mcy D’s, most people are going pick up the magazine for that reason alone. Here’s the full poem bellow for you to wrap your head around.

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

The French Fries Had A Plan

The French Fries Had A Plan

The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band

Cus The French Fries Had A Plan

The French Fries Had A Plan

McDonalds Man

McDonalds

 

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan

The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band

To Overthrow The French Fries Plan

I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man

Smelling All Good And Shit

I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man

I Don’t Trust It I Can’t

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Damn

 

Them French Fries Look Good Tho

I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries

I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries

Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries

I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes

And He Only Be There Some Of The Time

Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries

Except For That One Special Guy

That Smooth Apple Pie

 

~Kanye

-Dan Schmidt (Intern)