Firmly believe most people get wiser as they age, but not necessarily smarter. Your total accumulation of knowledge should continue to grow with age, but your ability to learn generally decreases with time. Don’t worry, this is not a science blog. You already know my blogs are meant for humor.

My baby boy is 3 months old today, and already WAY smarter than me.

Here’s the breakdown: He sleeps whenever he wants, pays zero bills, flashes a simple look to get fed, and doesn’t have a job.

How does he do it? Why is it possible he’s mastered the perfect life in only 3 months, and I can’t get anything accomplished with all my years of maturity?

He also knows the value of this information because he won’t tell me anything. I chew his ear off with questions, and he just giggles in response. Maybe he also knows I can’t afford his consultancy fees, so he keeps quiet?

Babies, they’ve got the life, man.

How is your child already smarter than you?