So Peoria: Paris Hilton Believes She Is An ISIS Target [Video]

Gotta hand it to Paris Hilton. She realized the world stopped talking about her, so she decides to say the one word everyone in the USA will pay attention to: ISIS

There are hundreds of people named Isis (after the Egyptian Goddess most likely) in this country alone, maybe one of them wrote her a letter strongly expressing they were not a fan?

Many people suggest those named Isis change their name, but their response is like, I had it first. Office space got that right:

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