So my friend has been with or I guess I should say was with her boyfriend for two years. She graduates in December and he decided that their futures were going in different directions and they should break up. She pictured spending the rest of her life with him and she’s devastated.
So on Saturday night all our friends got together with some wine, and by some I mean a bottle for everyone, and we got a little shwasty. She’s always liked “playing” tinder on our friend Brooke’s phone, before Brooke met her boyfriend (in one of her classes not on tinder) so she decided that it was time for her to get a Tinder. As the only other single girl in the group, I couldn’t let her go on this journey alone so I downloaded it too.
It wasn’t a good idea. At first we were just going to swipe through and not respond to any of the messages we got… that lasted until she got matched with a black ops marine and I was matched with a pitcher for the Chiefs. Baseball players are my weakness. We decided to message them back and it was a mistake within three DM’s we had either been asked for nudes or if we wanted to Netflix and chill. We both deleted the app the next morning. The bottom line is Tinder is a bad idea, don’t download it. Although it was good for some laughs, check out the cheesiest and my personal favorite pickup line below.
-Intern Meg
