This isn’t a debate over who lies more or who tells bigger lies. I’m pretty sure Chris Rock has settled that.
This is about the top 10 lies men AND women tell. And according to DailyMail, the #1 lie men and women tell is “Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine!”
Fellas know when your lady says that, it’s about to get serious.
When I lie to my wife, it’s something like, “Yeah I put pants on Cruz.” That is my response, even though I totally didn’t put pants or shorts on my son when we went playing at the park.
I take pride in being a gentleman, so we will share the top 10 lies women tell first.
1. “Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine.”
2. “This isn’t new, I’ve had it forever.”
3. “It wasn’t that expensive.”
4. “It was on sale.” That’s three in a row that are shopping related.
5. “I’m on my way.”
6. “I don’t know where that is, I haven’t touched it.”
7. “I didn’t drink that much.”
8. “I’ve got a headache.”
9. “No, I didn’t throw that away.”
10. “Sorry, I didn’t see your call.”
And here are the top 10 lies guys tell.
1. “Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine.”
2. “This will be my last drink.”
3. “No, your butt doesn’t look big in that.”
4. “I didn’t have cell phone service.”
5. “My battery died.”
6. “Sorry, I didn’t see your call.” That’s the third one in a row about not wanting to talk on the phone.
7. “I didn’t drink that much.”
8. “I’m on my way.”
9. “It wasn’t that expensive.”
10. “I’m stuck in traffic.”
